12 August 2011

Los Angeles 0


there was a man in a rumpled grey suit in the bookstore last week.

he asked me if i was the proprietor and i told him “no...but i act like it” and he loved that. "heh heh, yeaaah, that is the way it should beee!" so he tells me that he is a writer from Detroit and that he will do anything to make it in hollywood.

including "eating garbage."

he was holding a little notebook/folder and he fools around, looking down,  shifting his weight between his feet and finally hands me his prospectus for a screenplay. i was busily shelving books so my first thought what the hell, man? do i look connected to you?

i take it and mention that i lived in and loved Detroit…Hamtramck, in particular. he says nothing which is a bad sign. the expected response: “oh yeah? what part?” and outwardly happy for a connection. so i said, where are you from in the city? and he says....”uuuh, downtown”…and he all of a sudden wants his piece of paper back too.


 his story is about alien werewolves that embed hollywood with madness. or something like that. i don’t know since he took his stuff, turned his back, and left in a hurry.